Is it weird that the only reason I like going out of the house on weekends is because it gives me a legit reason to practice my makeup skills?


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polishallthenails:

You know, I have much more glitter than this now… I wondering what it would look like with 40 types on instead of 30….

polishallthenails:

You know, I have much more glitter than this now… I wondering what it would look like with 40 types on instead of 30….



thebeardedelectrician:

clientsfromhell:

Client: My fiancé and I are unhappy with the engagement photos you sent us.

Me: What’s wrong with them?

Client: We’re wearing sweat pants in them!

Me: But that’s what you wore to the shoot. I asked you on the day if you wanted to change into something more appropriate and you said no.

Client: Well, I didn’t know you were going to leave them in the actual photos. You’re a professional photographer - you’re supposed to Photoshop better clothing onto us or whatever.

Me: That’s not really what I do, nor is it really how Photoshop works…

Client: Don’t lie to me! I’ve seen what Photoshop can do in magazines and stuff like that. It’s not my fault you don’t know how to do your job properly!

This right here is why I don’t do Photo editing professionally.


You know you’re a polish addict when you buy remover in liters, like a salon.

You know you’re a polish addict when you buy remover in liters, like a salon.


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